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'1' Blaming your farts on me.....
Not funny... Not funny at all !!!


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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG


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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
Not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
Food on my nose. Stop it!


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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
Up when you're not home.


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'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
A proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
Then acting surprised when I freak

Out every time we go back!


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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?


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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?


EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!



 

 

08/03/2009 20:08

TLC Chow Chow Rescue

Holland, Michigan

Rescuing Chows Throughout the Mid West

Email - tlcrescue@tlcchowrescue.org

Terrina and Larry for Chows

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